oink oink

this is just a little blurb with some minor vegetarian ramblings.. minor! stick with me, i know i am outnumbered but its just that sometimes the absurd carnivorous world is funny. i am making sandwiches for hubby and hannah and they want, you got it a ham sandwich. ok no prob, i have handled a bit of meat before right? ok you sick and twisted friends of mine, leave that alone-i mean meat you eat. hahaha! this is getting worse.... anyway, the ham, its oscar meyer, is honey flavored, its water added and its.. ready-- shaved. this mental picture that came searing across my mind was some bloodied hunter telling his butcher as he hands him a huge still warm hog, "i'll pick it up tomorrow, and i want it shaved" i mean its like the movie saw for the animal world, of course hopefully they are dead before the shaving begins. anyone with me on this? a little sick, a little funny, totally unappetizing. i mean even if you ate meat i am not sure it has to be said. i understand it equates to being sliced very thinly, but still. ok vegetarian proclamation is officially over- sorry- for the pig!